Ode to the Reflective Belt

This is my chance to pay homage to the amazing powers of a reflective belt (seen below).



This belt allows the wearer to walk directly in front of a vehicle, be it truck, SUV, or MRAP and not be hurt in any way. In addition, it protects you from angry drivers when walking down the middle of the road.

Reflective belts are required to enter the DFAC, PX, gym, or any MWR facility when it is dark. Originally this was just required of soldiers, but the rule has since been expanded to include everyone. The punishment for not wearing one? Being refused entry and forced to go back to your room (without a reflective belt) to retrieve it. Notable quirks in the rules include that PT uniforms with imbedded reflective material still require a reflective belt, and that reflective vests are also allowed in place of a belt. The proper method of wearing the belt is said to be over your right shoulder, slanting to the left side of your body. For those interested in learning more about the powers provided when wearing a reflective belt, there is a facebook page dedicated to this topic. There are also several webpages with humor and comments available for those not on facebook.

Favorite Signs

Here are pictures of two of my favorite signs, one because of the silliness, the other because it describes the people who work here perfectly.

First, a sign posted in the bathrooms documenting how to leave in case of an emergency.



Now I understand that there is a regulation someplace requiring this sign, and that it makes sense in larger more complex buildings, but the restrooms are inside a single connex, with one door and two very small, very high, downward tilting windows. The showers have another sign that is very similar but with slightly different sketches to reflect the six shower stalls and water heater rather than six toilets and water heater.

The showers are also the location of this second sign. There is one copy outside and another copy inside.



This is enforced by the use of an electronic lock during those hours listed. (There is also a combo restroom/shower that is for women 24 hrs/day) Now doing the math, you would guess it is a ratio of about 5 guys to every girl, but factor in differences in time to take a shower, and not forcing everyone to be there at exactly the same time and I would guess the ratio is closer to 12:1. For some reason, the difference in numbers seems to be even more pronounced with contractors than it is in the military.